RR
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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 month ago

If you ran out of toilet paper, could you use lettuce leaves? Would that be the tip of the iceberg?

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  • 4 weeks ago
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    be careful with that lettuce, it won't take any sh*t from you

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      My toilet roll says I can get 100 sheets out of it.

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  • Gregg
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    4 weeks ago

    Yes, but I've used romaine instead, and my salad was as tasty as Caesar would describe it.

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      I am green with envy.

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  • 4 weeks ago

    Those TIPS hurt!.....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      Don't rub so hard.

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  • 4 weeks ago

    That, my friend, Romaines to be seen. But people worship toilet paper! Why? Because you have to bow down in order to use it!

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  • 4 weeks ago

    onlyΒ  if you Romaine calm, and use your lettuce headΒ 

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      You would have to be a bit green

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  • 1 month ago

    Sure, unless you want to go romaine around down there.

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      I'll leaf it to you...

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  • Pronk
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    1 month ago

    That wolud produce problems,RR..

    Brainstorm,& let ideas;

    SHOWER UP..πŸ˜ƒ

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  • 1 month ago

    Yes,but pleeze don't squeeze the Charmin lettuce.

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      You might get torn off a strip.

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  • 1 month ago

    This question is a little gem.

    • RR
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      4 weeks agoReport

      Lettuce remember that.

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  • You can use the three seashells.Β 

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