How do i get my penis out of a beer bottle?

please don't ask, but i just need to know how to get it out. its stuck on tight and wont come off.. I don't want to break the bottle in case it cuts my penis. And i don't want to go to anyone because its embarrassing.. Any help much appreciated. Anyone ever been in a similar situation share how... show more please don't ask, but i just need to know how to get it out. its stuck on tight and wont come off.. I don't want to break the bottle in case it cuts my penis. And i don't want to go to anyone because its embarrassing..

Any help much appreciated.

Anyone ever been in a similar situation share how you got out of it.
Update: my penis has swelled up at the knob and it wont fit back through the neck. Thats why i cant get it off.
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