Possible communists, or Israeli men, or North Korean spies? They are amongst us.
I feel them watching me with deep curiosity. I feel their presence within my stained soul. They are not of the good nature.
I have a theory that they are plotting something big... To obtain the nuclear launch codes, perhaps to overthrow the government or infiltrate it, to topple the economy or control it, or worse... The morbid end of days...
Don't believe me? I SAW ONE OF THEM WITH MY OWN EYES. He was in make up, had a red nose, wore a weird outfit, and wore long shoes. He was at my freaking 7 year old cousins birthday party man!