Anyone good with making up raps?

Question

hey guys.
we have junior house leader voting tomorrow.
i am 1 of 8 people who people are voting for.
i need to amaze these people.
im in highs school. no swearing please. or in appropriate language.
i would just like it to be funny.

my friend and i attempted to write one. but its not that great,,

YO YO YO
This is sammy h_____
Im from KSC.
YEAH GEE WHAT!

I love drama and socialising so come see me!

YEAAH BOII

Im confident and smart
i can involve you all
so come take part
we'll have a ball

Im hardworking and funny
YEAH BRO HEAR ME OUT!
i'll help you raise them money!

I think id make a great leader
cause id get along with you all
BROO I'll help you with your problems .
Big or small.

Vote for me cause i think it'd be cool to lead the school!
YEEH WHAAT!


i know it is really gay. could you PLLEASSE HELP ME OUTT.
i need it done by tonight to remember. oh and it is max 1 min..



THHAANKKS SO MUUCCH

sam.
xx

Answer 1

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

Hey Sam
{ spitting a beat} yo...yo...check it out...I wake up every morning wishing I was fishing but my boss tells me other wise but I keeps blissing. You posted your question in the wrong section but we're throwing you a bone...I reckon. I bet you'd get a better response on the other, no harm no foul, word to your mother! ( that's old school) So my Man Sam, green eggs and ham, try to improvise Because I know you can rap ten times better than this whack rhyme so you better hurry up because you're running out of time. Tick tock, tick tock. LOL.
~good luck catchin'.

Source(s):

I'm more into country music and rock and roll but I'm no hater against all types of music. I've dabbled in rap but I can't understand a damn thing they're saying! ; )

Answer 2

LOL. Ahh...Mr. Sam. Do you realize you posted in the fishing section? I listen to country music. That probably tells you my freestyle rap abilities.

Answer 3

Hmmmmm...

Answer 4

Yeah boii,

Mother******

Fish stick, eat dat fish stick man.
Eat it like da hood.

Cast dat, cast dat fishing pole,
catch dat hug a** fish!

WORD.

Yeah. You kinda posted it in the fishing section?

Answer 5

I bet you wish.....
that you could catch a fish!

When I got a fish in the line....
I'm doing just fine!

If you're not down with the trout.....
I knock yo' butt out!

Gotta catch the walleye.....
or kiss yourself bye-bye!