Do you have any self defense weapons in your house ? if so what weapons have you got?

Answer 1

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I have German guns, grenades, swords & daggers.

In the dungeon I have whips and chains & a psychotic gimp.

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Yeah right..lol

Answer 2

A Hand tazer next to my bed...

A 12 Inch Sterling Steel Knife under my mattress.

A base ball Bat, next to my bedroom door...

A Machete Knife next to my front door..

A 12 Gage Shot Gun next to my dresser, ALWAYS LOADED..

I'M READY.. I would ATTACK TO KILL, so I can't BE SUED LATER ON...

Answer 3

Nothing blatant.Do something stupid and your in for more trouble, If it gets desperate, most loose household items make dandy, handy weapons,

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Personal experience

Answer 4

i own many weapons, several rifles and shot guns, a baseball bat, a few different knives and even a sword :D

Answer 5

A have a baseball bat in my closet in mine and my husbands room, then we have 3 or 4 guns and then quite a bit of knifes.

Answer 6

Nothing.
I feel quite safe in my dungeon with my gimp ball in my mouth.

@ Judas.
Thank you for keeping me secure. ;-)

Answer 7

attack cats supplemented by my pinky finger. Don't mess with the pinky finger.

Answer 8

.45, switchblade kitchen knives, 12 gauge shotgun

Answer 9

Kitchen Knife and other house equipments. =D

Answer 10

I have a comically large wooden mallet.

Answer 11

I have a ferocious "attack" rat named Bosco. Did I mention he is ferocious?

Answer 12

A Huge Ass German Shepard
Knives
And A 2 By 4 In The Garage (It's A LONG Metal Stick Thing)

Answer 13

Pistols

Answer 14

Lots of knives and a 357 Black Hawk. Two Border Collies too. Try and get through my gate.

Answer 15

Pick axe handle under the bed.

Answer 16

My neighbors wife can scare off anything....LOL...:o))
She has a mouth like a roaring jet airliner....
I would just borrow her for a few minutes.

Answer 17

No. I just pray often for safety!

Answer 18

Knives & swords.

Answer 19

No. Anything can be used as a weapon.

Answer 20

guns and knives.

45
22
12 gauge shotgun

Answer 21

A killer dog

Answer 22

just a baseball bat

Answer 23

A whip lol

Answer 24

My wife

Answer 25

A sword and smelly socks

Answer 26

uh, not really. unless if you count a knife as a self-defence weapon

Answer 27

My mom.

Answer 28

frying pans

Answer 29

i have a grenade

Answer 30

i've got a wooden stick :D

Answer 31

i have kitchen knives.. remotes... hair spray.. and my nerf guns ;)